I'm going to quit my job today.

Frase que muchos desean gritar o que se lo han pensado en algún momento.

Me compré esta playera que tiene una excelente definición de la palabra "trabajo" en inglés y que copio aquí a continuación:

Definition: JOB¹ | jäb |
adjective

1. A full-time or part-time position to get that money. Show up 15 minutes late, then chitchat and spread rumors about co-workers. Oh, don't forget to text your friends. Kill time by daydreaming for an hour or 2, but watch out for your boss! If you get caught, just say you fainted byr working too hard. Remember, minimum wage, minimum effort.

(phrases): I'm going to quit my job today.